But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i think i have herpe
just one?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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