But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
