If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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