Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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