Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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