Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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