big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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