It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
it hurts more in the daytime
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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