Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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