spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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