Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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