what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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