Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Randomize