is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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