now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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