can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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