The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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