just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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