I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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