Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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