well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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