how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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