I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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