The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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