How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
