I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Randomize
