if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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