can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Randomize
