I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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