carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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