I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Randomize
