Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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