I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
two words: eviction party
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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