Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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