google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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