I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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