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(847): View more from Illinois

Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?

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(443): View more from Maryland

How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?

(402): View more from Nebraska

4.

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(424): View more from California

Do u kno any dealers?

(1-424): View more from California

I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.

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(330): View more from Ohio

She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number

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(972): View more from Texas

85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm

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(845): View more from New York

I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...

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