I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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