Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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