Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Why is there bacon in the couch?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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