glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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