remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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