I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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