the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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