He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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