So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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