you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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