You surviving the open bar?
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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