I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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