well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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