I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
home. puking in laundry basket.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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