What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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