Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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