I can't breathe out the right side of my face
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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