yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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